I know it’s not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?
~ Doug Coupland
I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.
If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it’s a failure.
If cats were double the size they are now, they’d probably be illegal.
If God drives a car, He’d drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.
Canadians can easily ‘pass for American’ as long as we don’t accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.
Christmas makes everything twice as sad.
Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one’s taking.
Everybody has basically the same family, it’s just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next.
Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives.
